When your life is on the line and you're desperate for a hero, who are you going to call? "I'm a lawyer," says Victor Carl, with a disconcerting smile, "and I'm here to help you." Welcome to the offices of Victor Carl, opportunist, existentialist, attorney-at-law. Come on in, kick off your shoes, poke around a bit. The grapefruit juice is fresh squeezed, the pulp is strained. Seabreeze anyone?